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Oct 20 '14
fappuclno:

nailed it

fappuclno:

nailed it

(Source: sophomorealbum)

(via laugh-til-ya-fart & sophomorealbum)

Oct 20 '14
wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

(via thatsmoderatelyraven & wisped)

Oct 20 '14
  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

(via thatsmoderatelyraven & pinkmanjesse)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: mrgolightly)

(via cyberho & mrgolightly)

Oct 20 '14

(via zackisontumblr & littlemissmollymormon)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: realitytvgifs)

(via cyberho & realitytvgifs)

Oct 20 '14

(Source: st3fan00)

(via wingbeifong & st3fan00)

Oct 19 '14

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via jesuschristvevo & cyanblur)

Oct 19 '14

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(Source: slayboobunny)

(via artichoke-that-ghost & slayboobunny)

Oct 19 '14

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

(Source: vua)

(via marilynmonrow & vua)

Oct 18 '14

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

(Source: vinebox)

(via jesuschristvevo & vinebox)

Oct 18 '14

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

(via lohanthony & whatismgmt)

Oct 18 '14

(via pricklylegs & fiftyyearstoolate)

Oct 18 '14
howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

(via australianpikachu & petapeta)

Oct 18 '14

(Source: amoursteph)

(via dutchster & amoursteph)