that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
When there’s a certain song that you want to hear and it plays next on shuffle.
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HANG OUT IN BATHROOMS!!!! BATHROOMS ARE A PLACE FOR PEEING AND I DONT WANT YOU TO HEAR ME PEE!!!!!!!
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c