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Jul 30 '14

(Source: logotv)

(via dutchster & logotv)

Jul 30 '14

(via laugh-til-ya-fart & geral-isnotenough)

Jul 30 '14
frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

(via tastefullyoffensive & frenums)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: timmytunrer)

(via cyberho & timmytunrer)

Jul 30 '14

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

(via dutchster & hellabloggin)

Jul 30 '14

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: squintymisha)

(via psyducked & squintymisha)

Jul 30 '14

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

(via dutchster & flapped)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: stillfuntodo)

(via zackisontumblr & stillfuntodo)

Jul 30 '14
mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

(Source: pandabearjayy)

(via laughinguntilithurts & pandabearjayy)

Jul 30 '14
dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

(via hate & leilockheart)

Jul 30 '14

whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

(via hate & jejwjwjwehehehebehsjsbwhajdnr-d)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: master-kief)

(via hate & master-kief)

Jul 30 '14

(Source: doomvault)

(via hate & doomvault)

Jul 30 '14

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(via psyducked & oeste)

Jul 30 '14

(via hate & orangeis)