I'm that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.
i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen
(via laugh-til-ya-fart & meladoodle)
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
(via laughinguntilithurts & ridge)
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
(via dutchster & deverse)