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I'm that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.
Sep 18 '14

(Source: realitytvbitch)

(via jesuschristvevo & realitytvbitch)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: methmaker)

(via artichoke-that-hoe & methmaker)

Sep 18 '14

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via jesuschristvevo & tonystarks)

Sep 18 '14

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via artichoke-that-hoe & dajo42)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: slutsy)

(via artichoke-that-hoe & slutsy)

Sep 18 '14
zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

(via artichoke-that-hoe & zabsofnightvale)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: nerdiegirlie)

(via artichoke-that-hoe & nerdiegirlie)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: awkwardvagina)

(via dutchster & awkwardvagina)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: pewdel)

(via artichoke-that-hoe & pewdel)

Sep 18 '14
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via dutchster)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

(via consistentcrying & africandogontheprairie)

Sep 18 '14
gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via australianpikachu & gamko)

Sep 18 '14

(via zackisontumblr & worstsimpsonspageever)

Sep 18 '14

officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

(via orgasmic-humor & officialunitedstates)

Sep 18 '14

expels:

reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

(Source: expels)

(via zackisontumblr & expels)

Sep 18 '14

(Source: hurtinbroads)

(via lindsaylohangmyself & hurtinbroads)