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Apr 23 '14
beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(via tylerbandelin & 4gifs)

Apr 23 '14

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

(via pizza & ariacherry)

Apr 23 '14

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

(via tylerbandelin & thefreelioness)

Apr 23 '14
ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

(via tastefullyoffensive & ermathursty)

Apr 23 '14

(via tylerbandelin & tastefullyoffensive)

Apr 23 '14
yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind)

(via pizza & the-fourth-kind)

Apr 23 '14

(via epic-humor & sarahseeandersen)

Apr 23 '14

epic-humor:

okay

(via epic-humor & buysexual-deactivated20130804)

Apr 23 '14

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)

(via laugh-til-ya-fart & jardsale)

Apr 23 '14

(via psyducked & iwishihadafather)

Apr 23 '14

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

(via tylerbandelin & ladynecro)

Apr 23 '14

(via cyberho & bradney-deactivated20140403)

Apr 23 '14

(Source: stevenmeiselfie)

(via cyberho & stevenmeiselfie)

Apr 23 '14

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via pizza & fencehopping)

Apr 21 '14

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via jesuschristvevo & contraception)