escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck