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Oct 1 '14

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

(via dutchster & dutchster)

Oct 1 '14

(Source: instagrarn)

(via thatsmoderatelyraven & instagrarn)

Oct 1 '14
porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

(Source: yrdeadbeatboyfriend)

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy & yrdeadbeatboyfriend)

Oct 1 '14
mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

mtchstrr:

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

That puppy should be allowed on the couch.

(via dutchster & awwww-cute)

Oct 1 '14

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

(Source: sandandglass)

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy & sandandglass)

Oct 1 '14
meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

(Source: bitchyblackbarbie)

(via laugh-til-ya-fart & bitchyblackbarbie)

Oct 1 '14

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

(via dutchster & pishposhspice)

Oct 1 '14

Not even pregnant, just eatin’ good

(Source: cyberho)

(via laugh-til-ya-fart & cyberho)

Oct 1 '14
reverseracist:

Someone delete this PLEASE

reverseracist:

Someone delete this PLEASE

(Source: cozyqueen)

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders & cozyqueen)

Oct 1 '14

(Source: netforce0)

(via kingsleyyy & netforce0)

Oct 1 '14

kimjimwoo:

when ur mom comes into ur room and u have to pretend that u are studying quick

image

(via jesuschristvevo & kimjimwoo)

Oct 1 '14
penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

(via jesuschristvevo & newkidsonmycock11)

Oct 1 '14
2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

(via dutchster & 124)

Oct 1 '14
allystruggles:

Look at the beauty straightness can achieve! #AllyPride

allystruggles:

Look at the beauty straightness can achieve! #AllyPride

(Source: srsfunny)

(via australianpikachu & srsfunny)

Oct 1 '14
ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(Source: malformalady)

(via tyleroakley & malformalady)